Tuesday, June 27, 2006

超棒的词

"曾经有人这样唱过, 白天它不懂夜的黑, 你却懂得我的美."

"也许黑永远不明白, 在这个彩色的世界, 有你我才会存在."

强力推荐!!! 黑白配!!!

赞!

Monday, June 26, 2006

知足

"If you whack teacher, I will whack you."

This heart-warming sentence, I will remember for life.

I commented to one of my colleague friends that teaching can be one of the most heart-wrenching jobs on Earth. Through the years, the bond strengthens and they cease to be just students in your eyes. Yet in the back of your mind, you know that one day they will all grow up and leave your safety net; and you will terribly miss them, the nonsense, the high blood pressure and the "good morning cher".

当一阵风吹来 风筝飞上天空
为了你而祈祷 而祝福 而感动
终於你身影 消失在人海尽头 才发现 笑著哭 最痛

Desperate Takeaway

We all make mistakes in life.

Some of us have fallen for the wrong man, some of us have given up the right woman, some of us have shamed our parents and some of us have let down our children.

But most importantly, we must learn from our mistakes and move on with our life.

超难唱

周杰伦的"霍元甲".

可能写给吉他乐团玩一玩; 众人立即吐奶身亡. 哈哈.

还是不了.

最多下一次到 K-BOX 挑战这首猛曲. Just for laughs.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

温故知新

曹格的 superwoman 好象是Karyn White 版的续集.

女的唱"I'm not your superwoman."
男的唱"You were my superwoman."

也许下一个该轮到女的唱"You are my superman."....

依昔记得王菲的"当时的月亮"歌词中也暗示了是"月亮代表我的心"的下部曲.

"看,当时的月亮,曾经代表谁的心,结果都一样."

范范的新歌"黑白配"也是采用了那英的"白天不懂夜的黑".

看来可能是流行曲的趋势.

1 : 1

最近才借了范范的"一比一"来细听. 蛮喜欢这首歌的.

我听歌先听词,不是很注意曲或旋律. 觉得词写得不错, 简单扼要.

"爱是一点一点清晰, 一点一点满溢, 感应一步一步累积."

废舌

不听就算了. 不需要给我态度或嬲样.

"我早就提醒你不要跟他提了,你就是不听. 看! 是不是踩到狗屎了! 自作孽!"

知道了啦!

赴日

觉得去日本演出的团员闷闷的, 缺了热忱, 少了活力.

各弹各的. 你不听, 我不闻. 你练熟了, 我没练.

奏得一大盘散沙, 真气狂泻.

一首色彩缤纷的"千与千寻"演得音量不足,死气沉沉, 坟场再现!

不知道是团员累了, 还是准备欠佳, 还是无心恋战.

真是令人担心.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

等老天来收你

Two days ago, I gave my HOD a piece of my mind in front of the entire department. She made a mistake which I felt was totally irresponsible and utterly unbecoming of a school leader.

Though she may not have meant for things to happen this way, I am greatly disappointed in her actions. Though I try very hard not to be biased towards religions, then she has to be a bloody catholic. Perhaps that is why she needs a religion which distributes forgiveness like goodie bags; come and you shall recieve.

Everything happens for a reason. Perhaps it's an application for passport to purgatory.

God bless.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Desparate Housewives

"The opposite of love is not hate; it's indifference. If you hate me, that means you still care. And I have a chance to set you right." - Bree

Friday, June 09, 2006

The HORRIBLE Nun


This is arguably the worst horror film I’ve ever watched. Low grade dialogues, poorly written script and a disgusting twist right at the end.

The Nun’s special attack on her victims:

1. levitate water into the air and form a hydro-wall.
2. manifest within the wall of liquid
3. animate a roar just like Aslan or Simba(without sound)
4. initiate breast stroke and attempt to kick off swimming towards victim
5. victim is gushed upon water and always ends up hitting something sharp.

How ridiculous.

After watching this, I thought Dawn of the Dead was significantly better.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Useful Voodoo

Next time you want someone sacked, do the following.

1. Drive to Melaka.
2. Head towards the Legacy Hotel.
3. Get yourself seated in the lunch buffet just around the lobby.
4. Get yourself the kueh as shown in the photo below.
5. Think of the person you want to get rid of, picture him/her as the kueh and STAB the kueh mercilessly.

It worked on Domy.

P.S. The power of the curse was highly enhanced by the laughter of anti-dom fanatics throughout the ritual.

Mutants at Melaka

One of those back date posts.

This is the second time I've driven into P. Malaysia(first was Ophir), carrying with me an assortment of mutant characters:

1. Shuhann aka Hiong Gai Gai
- Legend has it that he is able to metamorph mentally and physically into any known creature of brawn and strength. It seems like he has taken a liking with bears, so the "bear paw strike" has been a favourite move. His primary mission in the trip is to avoid the sun, seek out cool areas, and of course, devastate any robbery attempt on the vehicle along the way.

2. Eeping aka Kuja
- Apparently one of the weakest characters in physical attributes, high resistance to heat/thermal attacks but extremely fearful of ice-based attacks. Mutation has given her the ability "Eyes of destruction", which does not deal physical damage but the ability to reduce the ego of an average human to that of a mosquito. She was tasked by the headquarters to guard the untamed Hiong Gai Gai; an obvious choice.

3. Michelle aka Sista Pink
- Hyperactivity seems to be her startling attribute as she drags the villians in a shopping/touring/eating spree around town. "Shop till you drop" is her finishing move, usually devastating agility stats of whoever comes near. Statistics have shown that dumping her in the middle of a tropical rainforest is the best counter-attack. Navigation is her primary task in this mission; she also sports the photographic memory of all the good food and shops in any urban setup she's been to before.

4. Alex Lee aka 李大肠
- His assignment in the mission is unknown. "Bin Or Or" or 脸黑黑 seems to be his primary special ability, creating dark negative aura around himself should his cosmic alliance with the GENUS galaxy be threathened. Most humans will be telekinetically jolted away should they come into his aura field unknowingly. Perhaps his ability is the best weapon against North-South highway car robbers or corrupted policemen. It is also rumoured that his telekinetic powers can render pillow-based attacks useless against him.

5. Hansen aka Cloud Strife
- A character to counter balance and compliment Sista Pink; his logical thinking stats have gone way over the charts. Seemingly also equipped good navigation/map-reading skills. He is the only other one who can ride something with 2 wheels connected to a motor. A great technician and mechanic to have in any mission, although it was rumoured that he does not handle mechanical arms that grab majhong tiles very well. Award-winning move: Pillow strike!
Extremely vulnerable to milk-based and tooth-based attacks.

Anyway, there was no robbery along the way, thank goodness.
Melaka is quite a small town with plenty of food to offer but can't say that much for merchandise. It reminds me of chinatown, but with some spices of European history and architecture. The sun was scorching hot during our stay there and I was quite happy to get a bit of the sunlight. Can't say the same for Mr. Hiong though.



ping pong ball chicken rice!


Floral tri-shaw

survived a pillow strike from Cloud!


It's hideously big!


sumptous tim sum!


Red walls - Porturgese origins.


Sunday fishing at Sungei Melaka!


Greetings from the mutants!