Monday, April 23, 2007

骄兵必败

To the twirp who said GENUS will get a COP for playing Bach's E major violin concerto, I sincerely offer you a one time discount here which you will get nowhere at this low price.

FUCK YOUR BANANA HEAD TREATMENT
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Price: $0 plan
- Includes brain cell rectification, mouth stammering correction, twlight zone recovery treatment, EGO reduction surgery, respect and humility transplant and lifelong supply of anti-gibberish pills.
- If you have the alphabets C and M and T in your name, we'll upsize it to a special deluxe version, with a 10-inch cucumber in your mouth, for oral detox.
- offer is valid till apology made.

2 comments:

北海道的大黑熊 said...

The cucumber-in-mouth treatment sounds quite vulgar...

hahahah! but i love the suggestion!

Anonymous said...

Yes I agree with the Bear. The cucumber deserves more respect and better treatment!